Month: January 2024

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for fresh prints!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain!