Author: WeedThought

What did the stoner say to the pizza?

Weed like one pizza, please!

Cannabis is not just a plant; it’s a green companion on life’s journey.

Cannabis is not just a plant; it’s a green companion on life’s journey.

How do you get a stoner to go to work?

Hide their weed!

Puff and Guffaw: Finding Laughter in the Green Clouds

Puff and Guffaw: Finding Laughter in the Green Clouds Welcome to the world of high…

How do you know if a stoner’s been baking cookies?

The oven is at 420 degrees!

Why did the stoner become a successful baker?

He was excellent at rolling dough!

What’s a stoner’s favorite plant?

Pot-ato!

How do you make a stoner laugh?

Give them a little pot humor!

Why did the stoner stare at the can of orange juice?

Because it said ‘concentrate’!

Why did the stoner sit on the roof?

He wanted a high view!