Author: WeedThought

What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

What do you call a stoner that just broke up?


What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowtain!

Why was the belt arrested?

It held up a pair of pants!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

Why don’t we ever see hippies in jail?

Because they’re always ‘jointing’ the peace!