What do you call a stoner that just broke up?


What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowtain!

Why was the belt arrested?

It held up a pair of pants!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

Why don’t we ever see hippies in jail?

Because they’re always ‘jointing’ the peace!

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!