Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad!

Why was the weed always invited to parties?

Because it was a real ‘high’-light!

Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves?

Because they’re two-tired!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?

He was outstanding in his field!

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

How do you get a stoner to go to work?

Hide their weed!