Why did the stoner take a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

What did the stoner say to the pizza?

Weed like one pizza, please!

Why was the stoner a great fisherman?

He always had a good catch!

How do you know when a stoner’s been working out?

They’re always lifting!

Why did the stoner become a gardener?

He loved growing pot!

Why did the stoner sit on the clock?

He wanted to be high all the time!

What did the stoner name his pet rock?

Bud!

Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the stoner refuse to use elevators?

He was afraid of getting lifted!

What do you call a stoner with a flashlight?

A baked potato!