Author: WeedThought

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor!

What do you call a potato that smokes weed?

A baked potato!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field – of weed!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?

He was outstanding in his field!

How do you know if a stoner has been cooking?

Everything’s baked!

What do you call a snowman who smokes weed?

Frosty the Doobman!