Category: Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Why was the belt arrested?

It held up a pair of pants!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for fresh prints!