Category: Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain!

What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!