How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for fresh prints!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain!

What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

What do you call a stoner that just broke up?

Single-baked!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!