Thoughts From A Different Mind

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

 WeedThought  January 14, 2024

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

 WeedThought  January 13, 2024

Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

 WeedThought  January 13, 2024

You look for fresh prints!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

 WeedThought  January 12, 2024

Frostbite!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

 WeedThought  January 12, 2024

Frostbite!

How do you organize a space party?

 WeedThought  January 11, 2024

You planet!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

 WeedThought  January 10, 2024

A carrot!

What do you call a pile of cats?

 WeedThought  January 10, 2024

A meowtain!

What did the scarecrow win an award for?

 WeedThought  January 9, 2024

He was outstanding in his field!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

 WeedThought  January 7, 2024

Because they might crack up!