Thoughts From A Different Mind

How do you organize a space party?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

You planet!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

Supplies!

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

For fingering a minor!

What do you call a potato that smokes weed?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

A baked potato!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

Because he was outstanding in his field – of weed!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

He was outstanding in his field!

How do you know if a stoner has been cooking?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

Everything’s baked!

What do you call a snowman who smokes weed?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

Frosty the Doobman!

What do you call a group of musical stoners?

 WeedThought  January 5, 2024

A high note!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?

 WeedThought  January 4, 2024

They woke up!