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How do you know if a stoner has been cooking?

Everything’s baked!

What do you call a group of musical stoners?

A high note!

How do you know when a stoner’s been working out?

They’re always lifting!

Why was the stoner a great fisherman?

He always had a good catch!

What did the stoner say to the pizza?

Weed like one pizza, please!

Why did the stoner take a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

How do you get a stoner to go to work?

Hide their weed!

Why did the stoner sit on the roof?

He wanted a high view!

How do you know if someone smokes weed?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!

Why did the stoner wear a sweater?

To stay extra-baked!