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Why did the stoner refuse to use elevators?

He was afraid of getting lifted!

Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What did the stoner name his pet rock?

Bud!

Why did the stoner sit on the clock?

He wanted to be high all the time!

Why did the stoner become a gardener?

He loved growing pot!

What did the stoner name his pet rock?

Bud!

Why did the stoner wear a sweater?

To stay extra-baked!

Why don’t stoners play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding them!

Why did the stoner take a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

Why did the stoner take a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!