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How do you know if a stoner’s been baking cookies?

The oven is at 420 degrees!

Why did the stoner become a successful baker?

He was excellent at rolling dough!

What’s a stoner’s favorite plant?

Pot-ato!

How do you make a stoner laugh?

Give them a little pot humor!

Why did the stoner stare at the can of orange juice?

Because it said ‘concentrate’!

Why did the stoner sit on the roof?

He wanted a high view!

Why did the stoner go to the airport?

He heard they had high security!

What did the stoner say when asked for change?

Sorry, I’m too high!

Why did the stoner get lost in the grocery store?

He was stuck in the pot aisle!

How do you know if someone smokes weed?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!