Category: Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field – of weed!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?

He was outstanding in his field!

How do you know if a stoner has been cooking?

Everything’s baked!

What do you call a snowman who smokes weed?

Frosty the Doobman!

What do you call a group of musical stoners?

A high note!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?

They woke up!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad!

Why was the weed always invited to parties?

Because it was a real ‘high’-light!