Category: Jokes

Why did the stoner refuse to use elevators?

He was afraid of getting lifted!

Why did the stoner sit on the roof?

He wanted a high view!

How do you know if someone smokes weed?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!

Why did the stoner wear a sweater?

To stay extra-baked!

How do you confuse a stoner?

Hide the lighter!

Why was the weed always happy?

Because it was always high!

Why did the stoner become a gardener?

He loved growing pot!

Why did the stoner sit on the clock?

He wanted to be high all the time!

What did the stoner name his pet rock?

Bud!

Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!